on this day of all days

valentines day

a day of love..humm

so I checked out some online dating websites.

oh my, what choices!

there's the proverbial biker

(I hate men)

and the idiot holding a camera while standing in front of a mirror with his shirt off and perhaps a towel around his mid section..(I am suppose to be impressed) ewe.. thats just ALL wrong!

oh lets not forget mr sensitive with a stuffed animal

or the guy holding a huge stinky BLOODY,smelly fish!... now tell me again WHY I would want to go out with a man like that...

what I would like to see?

quality..forethought...substance

could you be sitting in a comfortable chair, turn your head slightly to the camera and just smile..slightly? have an air of mystery about you, confidence and intelligence.

BE A MAN!!!!

you dont have to shave (we women like the "rugged" 5o'clock or 2 day look you know)

but for goodness sakes at least dont look like you just rolled out of bed, havent brushed your teeth or changed your under shorts in three days!

have a happy one there fellas....

c'mon fellas, give us a break here. THINK about your pictures. They say alot about you at first glance. Would you go out with me if I showed you my endless shoe closet (which I am sooo proud of!) or HEY! what about the picture my best female friend took of me with all those bags and boxes of cloths we just bought at Neiman Marcus!? Charmaine was right.

Real Life, a valentines gift for men to give

I was young, he was old, we both were the same age

Everyday playin’ fetch, shaking hands, he’d lick my face

and I was unaware the day would come

And when he died, for the first time I knew what real pain was
And I never was the same again

From that moment on, real life began

Senior high, girlfriends, football games, graduation

Summer break, spent my time, fillin’ out applications

A few superficial years went by, they were all a blur

Then in the most unlikely situation, there you were
And I never was the same again

From that moment on, real life began

With you, only you

By your side, scare to death, felt the pain you were fighting

Placed my palm on your head, spoke your name, just keep tryin’

And then you closed you eyes and took one last breath

And when it was over, you looked up

I laid our baby across your breast
And I never was the same again

From that moment on

Real Life began